Valkia

Valkia

24 years old
April 15, 1985
Male
Current Status
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PINS AND NEEDLES IN RANDOM FEET TONIGHT? It is most perplexing.
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  • What genre do you primarily write in?
    Fantasy
    Are your reading habits ...?
    Omnivorous
    Who is your favourite author(s)?
    Terry Pratchett, George R. R. Martin, David Gemmel and so on...
    And your seven all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)
    How on earth could i choose?
    What are your working habits when you write?
    Procastinatory
    Are you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?
    Prefer to let rip and edit afterwards
    Your ultimate writing ambition?
    I just want to be published oneday. Nothing fancy. I want someone out there to oneday buy something i wrote, enjoy it and remember it. World domination is a kind of sub-ambition.
    Your worst habit?
    I am the King of Procrastination!
    Your opinion on the books industry?
    I deeply respect the good folk of publishing
    Where do you write?
    On this here computer, when nobody is bothering me.
    What else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?
    I'm a common-as-muck eastender, so feel free to look down on me :D. I also have four cats. Does that count? I like kitties. I look like the unfortunate result of a tryst between a caveman and a troll. I'm not really as angry as i seem. That'll do.

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  • 5 days ago
    Wrathnar the Unreasonable commented on Valkia's wall:
    When was the last time you talked to your feet? They're all the way down at the far end of your body - maybe they're just lonely?
  • 5 days ago
    Wrathnar the Unreasonable commented on Valkia's wall:
    I had the same prob while learning to play Deathgrass banjo: pins&needles in my elbows. Most disconcerting.
  • 5 days ago
    Valkia WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PINS AND NEEDLES IN RANDOM FEET TONIGHT? It is most perplexing.
  • 8 days ago
    ProjectAlice commented on Valkia's wall:
    Thankyou for the blogments :) *that's blog and comments ;)* && you are only 24!! Don't talk like you've missed the boat because you haven't! It comes back around alllll the time... x
  • 8 days ago
    Valkia I command you to dance.
  • 12 days ago
    Valkia Woo, i got my cat back!
  • 13 days ago
    Valkia Aw i want my cat to come home now
  • 15 days ago
    Valkia Aw no, one of my cats is sick
  • 16 days ago
    ProjectAlice commented on Valkia's wall:
    Ahh i'm alright, freezing my ass off though doing this volunteer dog walking - just got in x
  • 16 days ago
    Valkia I feel uncharacteristically sad. I do not enjoy this.

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I'm here, totally rocking the 'ugly caveman' look. If i were a fantasy character, i would wield the Sword of Sarcasm and the Shield of Cynicism.

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  • Wrathnar the Unreasonable
    When was the last time you talked to your feet? They're all the way down at the far end of your body - maybe they're just lonely?
  • Wrathnar the Unreasonable
    I had the same prob while learning to play Deathgrass banjo: pins&needles in my elbows. Most disconcerting.
  • Liss
    by Liss 8 days ago
    Thankyou for the blogments :) *that's blog and comments ;)*
    && you are only 24!! Don't talk like you've missed the boat because you haven't! It comes back around alllll the time... x
  • Liss
    by Liss 16 days ago
    Ahh i'm alright, freezing my ass off though doing this volunteer dog walking - just got in x
  • ShaunBerge
    by ShaunBerge 17 days ago
    But, if this week is over then the next has only just begun. Not by much, just by a little inching footstep. So all is not lost! Except, I have no idea what could have been lost.

    I hope you didn't lose something. Say hi to next week for me.
  • Liss
    by Liss 19 days ago
    Pff. From sympathy to that - not impressive!
  • Liss
    by Liss 20 days ago
    It's a dull message. But like I said - addictive.
  • Liss
    by Liss 20 days ago
    No they're actually really nice! Like better Travelodges. I tweeted you by the way, you're never on it but it's strangely addictive.....
  • Liss
    by Liss 20 days ago
    Innkeeper's lodges are well nice. Innit. (I am so BAD using that kind of grammar :P)!
  • Liss
    by Liss 20 days ago
    I actually lolled there :) how hardcore of us. Let's go all out...let's trash a travelodge!