Valkia

Valkia

25 years old
April 15, 1985
Male
Current Status
bleearg,
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  • Are you a ...?
    Unpublished writer (so far)
    What genre do you primarily write in?
    Fantasy
    Are your reading habits ...?
    Omnivorous
    Who is your favourite author(s)?
    Terry Pratchett, George R. R. Martin, David Gemmel and so on...
    And your seven all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)
    How on earth could i choose?
    What are your working habits when you write?
    Procastinatory
    Are you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?
    Prefer to let rip and edit afterwards
    Your ultimate writing ambition?
    I just want to be published oneday. Nothing fancy. I want someone out there to oneday buy something i wrote, enjoy it and remember it. World domination is a kind of sub-ambition.
    Your worst habit?
    I am the King of Procrastination!
    Your opinion on the books industry?
    I deeply respect the good folk of publishing
    Where do you write?
    My new laptop, wherever it pleases me now! Even on lunchbreak at work, on those rare days I get one.
    What else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?
    I'm a common-as-muck eastender, so feel free to look down on me :D. I also have four cats. Does that count? I like kitties. I look like the unfortunate result of a tryst between a caveman and a troll. I'm not really as angry as i seem. That'll do.

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  • 6 days ago
    Valkia bleearg,
  • 11 days ago
    Valkia Curse you, broken tooth, and your seemingly endless vendetta with my cheek-flesh!
  • 24 days ago
    Valkia Feed me for I am hungry
  • 28 days ago
    Valkia There are some odd feline politics going on around the gardens, it seems.
  • 1 month ago
    Valkia Today's conundrum: Do i need the toilet right now?
  • 1 month ago
    Valkia Wurrgh, tired
  • 1 month ago
    Liss commented on Valkia's wall:
    Do it man. I'm off to sleep, working 9-7 tomorrow waheyy xox
  • 1 month ago
    Liss commented on Valkia's wall:
    ha bless you. Don't worry, you can always exchange it for store credit x
  • 1 month ago
    Liss commented on Valkia's wall:
    Psycho?
  • 1 month ago
    Liss commented on Valkia's wall:
    No, just the sociopaths

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I'm here, totally rocking the 'ugly caveman' look. If i were a fantasy character, i would wield the Sword of Sarcasm and the Shield of Cynicism.

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  • Joey
  • Inkstains
  • Helka Izumi
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  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    Do it man.

    I'm off to sleep, working 9-7 tomorrow waheyy xox
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    ha bless you. Don't worry, you can always exchange it for store credit x
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    Psycho?
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    No, just the sociopaths
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    You are a disgusting human being.
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    All the better for doing the hand symbol!
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    For the past ten minutes, I have been on the Bloods wikipedia page trying to do the hand symbol. It's impossible! I think you need more than two hands...
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    You'll have to beat the gangs to it. I accidentally put "ate some Crips" instead of "crisps" in my story, so now the crips will be after me.
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    I'll be your virtual best friend. We can braid each other's hair and talk about boys.
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 month ago
    Christ me too.