Mistress Elysia
33 years old
Female
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That bloody meerkat! Lucy's new word? 'Simples'.Information
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Are you a ...?Unpublished writer (so far)What genre do you primarily write in?FantasyIf you write in more than one area, what is your next most favoured genre?HorrorAre your reading habits ...?ScaryWho is your favourite author(s)?HP Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Tolkien, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Neil GaimanAnd your seven all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)The Lord of the Rings (Tolkien), Weaveworld (Barker), The Call of Cthulhu (collective works of HP Lovecraft), The Mist (Stephen King novella), The Liveship Traders (Robin Hobb), Good Omens (Pratchett / Gaiman), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Adams)What are your working habits when you write?ProcastinatoryAre you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?Ten times? Why so little?Your ultimate writing ambition?To see my worlds published and allow other people to explore them with me. Simple, really... I just want to share what goes on in my head and be able to do what I love full time!Your worst habit?Overwriting and then beating myself up for it to the point where I am so paralysed by my inner critic that I can't write at all.Your opinion on the books industry?It is a tough game, but everyone does their bestWhere do you write?Everywhere, but mainly on my laptop, in my living room.What else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?I am married, have a beautiful baby daughter, 2 cats and am an English teacher by trade. I am also an artist, specialising in fantasy characters. I'm also 190,000 words into a hobbyist novel... shame it's based on the computer game Neverwinter Nights!
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Seanín commented on Mistress Elysia's wall:It's a bit wretch-worthy, but it works - same as TCP for a sore throat. Vile, stinky stuff but it gets rid, fast! Wine, on the other hand.....mmmmmm!
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Khaloth commented on Mistress Elysia's wall:Hopes the heartburn goes away soon, you have my sympathy. I often have the same problem when ingesting to much ichor at the Temple ;-)
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Seanín commented on Mistress Elysia's wall:Pear cider. A woman after my own heart. I love the stuff, and that new elderflower one (though a tiny part of me will admit I also love it simply because I love the word elderflower!). Get that bi-carb to work, I never forgot the sheer agony of ...
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Seanín commented on Mistress Elysia's wall:Ooooh yuck yuck. I might have some of that on the way, I'm being very deviant tonight and having a little bit of wine. We got it as a housewarming present, and it is my favourite, so it'd be rude not to! You got any bi-carb of soda?
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Seanín commented on Mistress Elysia's wall:Mad, lunatics, crazies, one bristle short of the full brush, off one's trolley, deluded, delusional, nuts, deranged, cuckoo, fruitloop, mental. I feel right at home :)
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Mistress Elysia is a dual-purpose entity; one half is vaguely literate and artistic, the other, a drooling, giggling fangirl with a penchant for big, manly warrior types being big, manly and warrior-ly (what? It's a word...).
When she is not getting caught up in ridiculously long plotlines and beating her muse with various items of cutlery for trying to turn everything she writes into smutty filth / reminding her after she's published a new chapter of the glaring plotholes she oh-so intended to address / for failing to realise that 'S' is quite close to 'D' on the keyboard, thus making it look like she can't sort her tenses out, she likes to draw inappropriate pictures of various characters (usually wearing completely unfeasably skimpy armour. She can't help it. It's habit now.), roleplay and generally procrastinate until she realises that, oh crap, she is supposed to be an English teacher and therefore should get some marking done.
She is also responsible for the Fade NPC mod for Baldur's Gate: SoA. One day, when she isn't sick of the sight of dialogue blocks, feisty redheaded fey'ri rogues or ex-gods called Bhaal, she might even finish it...
When she is not getting caught up in ridiculously long plotlines and beating her muse with various items of cutlery for trying to turn everything she writes into smutty filth / reminding her after she's published a new chapter of the glaring plotholes she oh-so intended to address / for failing to realise that 'S' is quite close to 'D' on the keyboard, thus making it look like she can't sort her tenses out, she likes to draw inappropriate pictures of various characters (usually wearing completely unfeasably skimpy armour. She can't help it. It's habit now.), roleplay and generally procrastinate until she realises that, oh crap, she is supposed to be an English teacher and therefore should get some marking done.
She is also responsible for the Fade NPC mod for Baldur's Gate: SoA. One day, when she isn't sick of the sight of dialogue blocks, feisty redheaded fey'ri rogues or ex-gods called Bhaal, she might even finish it...
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31st August 2010
Gosh, we're a hateful lot, us writers.
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24th August 2010
It's that Slim Fast time of year - second attempt
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20th August 2010
Bless that Stephenie Meyer...
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7th August 2010
Giving yourself permission to write crap
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13th July 2010
Taking a break
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by Seanín 1 day agoIt's a bit wretch-worthy, but it works - same as TCP for a sore throat. Vile, stinky stuff but it gets rid, fast!
Wine, on the other hand.....mmmmmm! -
by Khaloth 1 day agoHopes the heartburn goes away soon, you have my sympathy.
I often have the same problem when ingesting to much ichor at the Temple ;-) -
by Seanín 1 day agoPear cider. A woman after my own heart. I love the stuff, and that new elderflower one (though a tiny part of me will admit I also love it simply because I love the word elderflower!).
Get that bi-carb to work, I never forgot the sheer agony of heartburn. Frickin' brutal. -
by Seanín 1 day agoOoooh yuck yuck. I might have some of that on the way, I'm being very deviant tonight and having a little bit of wine. We got it as a housewarming present, and it is my favourite, so it'd be rude not to!
You got any bi-carb of soda? -
by Seanín 1 day agoMad, lunatics, crazies, one bristle short of the full brush, off one's trolley, deluded, delusional, nuts, deranged, cuckoo, fruitloop, mental.
I feel right at home :) -
by Mistress Elysia 1 day agoAnd Gels and Maryluv! I knew I could count on Clouders to help me... we might all be mad, but boy, we are a cracking walking thesaurus!
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by Mistress Elysia 1 day agoAnd thanks to Seanín and Fabrizio! I posted the same time you guys did - more words the better (especially since I think this character is going to be giving the other character that look quite a lot in the future...)















