Mistress Elysia
32 years old
Female
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Thinks her daughter should win the Oscar for 'best performance tantrum (biscuit category)'.Information
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Are you a ...?Unpublished writer (so far)What genre do you primarily write in?FantasyIf you write in more than one area, what is your next most favoured genre?HorrorAre your reading habits ...?ScaryWho is your favourite author(s)?HP Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Tolkien, Terry Pratchett, Douglas AdamsAnd your seven all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)The Lord of the Rings (Tolkien), Weaveworld (Barker), The Call of Cthulhu (collective works of HP Lovecraft), The Mist (Stephen King novella), The Liveship Traders (Robin Hobb), Soul Music (Pratchett), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Adams)What are your working habits when you write?ProcastinatoryAre you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?Ten times? Why so little?Your ultimate writing ambition?To see my worlds published and allow other people to explore them with me. Simple, really... I just want to share what goes on in my head and be able to do what I love full time!Your worst habit?Apart from picking my feet... I am a terrible procrastinator. I will spend hours writing about how light plays upon water, continually editing. I also write fanfiction (Ugh! The shame of it all!). I am also a veritable abuser of the semi colon.Your opinion on the books industry?It is a tough game, but everyone does their bestWhere do you write?Everywhere, but mainly on my laptop, in my living room.What else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?I am married, have a beautiful baby daughter, 2 cats and am an English teacher by trade. I am also an artist, specialising in fantasy characters. I'm also 190,000 words into a hobbyist novel... shame it's based on the computer game Neverwinter Nights!
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Mistress Elysia wrote a new blog: "The Crimson Void - Prelude".I wrote this as an accompaniment to The Crimson Void (which I actually stole the title for - this piece was the original Crimson Void, but I needed a working title, so I nicked it...) where I began exploring what happened to James Penderson. It is a ...
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Mistress Elysia wrote a new blog: "The Crimson Void - Chapter 3".Jeez, this takes a long time to type up... I am hoping the ending of this chapter isn't too cheesy - I am aiming for tense, but am worried I have over-cooked it a bit. Still also fighting those dreaded passive phrases and overuse of 'ing' ...
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Mistress Elysia Thinks her daughter should win the Oscar for 'best performance tantrum (biscuit category)'. - 1 day ago
"ColinTW" commented on Mistress Elysia's Blog "The Crimson Void (Working Title) Chapter 1".Yes. It works. I think it's very good - but then you know I'm a fan of your writing. I was drawn in and I wanted to keep reading. I thought the way you gently released information about the characters as the story progressed was elegant. You gave me ...
- 8 days ago
Ele commented on Mistress Elysia's wall:Ahh my 3 are way too old for that now! If you want to see something really scary have a look at this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo42Gg0AyQ A friend in Texas sent it to me.. her 3 year old is obsessed with it.
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Ele commented on Mistress Elysia's wall:Let me be the first to say "???? giant, inflatable freaks...???"
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Mistress Elysia is a dual-purpose entity; one half is vaguely literate and artistic, the other, a drooling, giggling fangirl with a penchant for big, manly warrior types being big, manly and warrior-ly (what? It's a word...).
When she is not getting caught up in ridiculously long plotlines and beating her muse with various items of cutlery for trying to turn everything she writes into smutty filth / reminding her after she's published a new chapter of the glaring plotholes she oh-so intended to address / for failing to realise that 'S' is quite close to 'D' on the keyboard, thus making it look like she can't sort her tenses out, she likes to draw inappropriate pictures of various characters (usually wearing completely unfeasably skimpy armour. She can't help it. It's habit now.), roleplay and generally procrastinate until she realises that, oh crap, she is supposed to be an English teacher and therefore should get some marking done.
She is also responsible for the Fade NPC mod for Baldur's Gate: SoA. One day, when she isn't sick of the sight of dialogue blocks, feisty redheaded fey'ri rogues or ex-gods called Bhaal, she might even finish it...
When she is not getting caught up in ridiculously long plotlines and beating her muse with various items of cutlery for trying to turn everything she writes into smutty filth / reminding her after she's published a new chapter of the glaring plotholes she oh-so intended to address / for failing to realise that 'S' is quite close to 'D' on the keyboard, thus making it look like she can't sort her tenses out, she likes to draw inappropriate pictures of various characters (usually wearing completely unfeasably skimpy armour. She can't help it. It's habit now.), roleplay and generally procrastinate until she realises that, oh crap, she is supposed to be an English teacher and therefore should get some marking done.
She is also responsible for the Fade NPC mod for Baldur's Gate: SoA. One day, when she isn't sick of the sight of dialogue blocks, feisty redheaded fey'ri rogues or ex-gods called Bhaal, she might even finish it...
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10th March 2010
The Crimson Void - Chapter 3
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10th March 2010
The Crimson Void - Prelude
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2nd March 2010
The Crimson Void (Working Title) Chapter 1
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2nd March 2010
The Crimson Void - Chapter 2
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28th February 2010
When writing becomes hard...
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by Ele 8 days agoAhh my 3 are way too old for that now! If you want to see something really scary have a look at this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo42Gg0AyQ A friend in Texas sent it to me.. her 3 year old is obsessed with it.
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by Cazza 9 days agoHmmm... I'm starving, could just do with sausage and mash with some garden peas. I'm having tuna salad, unfortunately.
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by Wrathnar the Unreasonable 11 days agoUploaded a track on my profile - Black mountain rag - that says everything I would like to say about Skool, but can't find the words.

















