Wrathnar the Unreasonable
47 years old
July 16, 1962
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For I am WRATHNAR, called the UNREASONABLE; you are as NOTHING in the SHADOW of my MAGNIFICENCE! Puny humans, BOW DOWN before the Throne of GROMNORG, etc . . .Information
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Are you a ...?Unpublished writer (so far)What genre do you primarily write in?HorrorIf you write in more than one area, what is your next most favoured genre?ExperimentalAre your reading habits ...?OmnivorousWho is your favourite author(s)?changes with moodAnd your seven all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)Men, Martians and machines - Eric Frank Russell. Hothouse - Brian Aldiss. The woods are dark - Richard Laymon. Sniper One - Sergeant Dan Mills. Imperium - Robert Harris. Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency - Douglas Adams. The fog - James HerbeWhat are your working habits when you write?DisciplinedAre you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?Prefer to let rip and edit afterwardsYour ultimate writing ambition?To hear, many years in the future, that an up-and-coming novelist says he/she has been inspired by my work. Oh, and to get rich, obviously.Your worst habit?Scratching my arse in public.Your opinion on the books industry?It is a tough game, but everyone does their bestWhere do you write?On paper, generally.What else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?I used to live on traveller sites, busking with my guitar to make a living. But the travelling life goes nowhere (ironically) so, as I don't want to end up as a tramp, I decided to become a 'citizen'. I now drive buses for a living, which is Hell.
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Wrathnar the Unreasonable commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:Excellent thing in the paper today: A cyclist was struck in the genitals by a 300,000 volt bolt of lightning. So that's what they mean by ball lightning! What worried me, tho, was: why was he cycling around with a heavy-duty voltmeter attached to ...
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AlanP commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:I may be nothing, I may be a pathetic, weak, vulnerable human with bones that may wither to veritable dust in the presence of such unreasonableness. But I'm warm, at least.
- 20 hours agoWrathnar the Unreasonable For I am WRATHNAR, called the UNREASONABLE; you are as NOTHING in the SHADOW of my MAGNIFICENCE! Puny humans, BOW DOWN before the Throne of GROMNORG, etc . . .
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Ancient Woodland commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:Yup - that's a fat bill. Check it yourself before you get them to do it in case it's even worse!
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Weens commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:Sheeesh!!! How many radiators do you have. I knew continuously boiling the kettle was a bad idea,lol. Seriously, get your meter checked (Has it been read, or is it estimated?)
- 1 day agoWrathnar the Unreasonable commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:
I have just received a quarterly 'estimated' electricity bill for £652.95, ARG!!!! Who do they think I am - Las Vegas??? I may have to run my computer on coal . . .
- 2 days agoWrathnar the Unreasonable commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:
No he hasn't. He tried to, but the cloudgrems wouldn't let him. In fact, they crashed his computer so that he had to do a manual shutdown and reboot. He is quite annoyed.
- 2 days ago
Eshka commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:Cheers for the words Wrathnar, much appreciated, I'll take a book (or knowing me, perhaps better to take three!). Oddly I couldn't give a toss about court anymore, I really couldn't - I've been so damn ill these last few days I don't care about ...
- 2 days agoAncient Woodland commented on Wrathnar the Unreasonable's wall:
Bah, you missed the photos past the wife's artwork. These were the ones mate. Just feel the stress ooze ...
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I was born halfway up a flagpole during the Precambrian Era.
My first job was as a yoghurt wrangler, but I had to leave after a serious hamstring injury caused by a low-fat Peach Melba.
I then got a job as a corpse shaver, but was sacked in disgrace after being caught in a compromising position.
I was fortunate enough to find a job with the Atomic Energy Commission as Chief Banana Straightener, but when my earlobes began to glow in the dark I realised that my banana straightening days were numbered.
My hobbies include confusing badgers, trying to touch my nose with my elbow, and smelling of pineapples.
My first job was as a yoghurt wrangler, but I had to leave after a serious hamstring injury caused by a low-fat Peach Melba.
I then got a job as a corpse shaver, but was sacked in disgrace after being caught in a compromising position.
I was fortunate enough to find a job with the Atomic Energy Commission as Chief Banana Straightener, but when my earlobes began to glow in the dark I realised that my banana straightening days were numbered.
My hobbies include confusing badgers, trying to touch my nose with my elbow, and smelling of pineapples.
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by Wrathnar the Unreasonable 20 hours agoExcellent thing in the paper today: A cyclist was struck in the genitals by a 300,000 volt bolt of lightning. So that's what they mean by ball lightning! What worried me, tho, was: why was he cycling around with a heavy-duty voltmeter attached to his genitals? "Mavis, I'm going out for a cycle; where's my voltmeter, and my extra-large underpants?" -
by AlanP 20 hours agoI may be nothing, I may be a pathetic, weak, vulnerable human with bones that may wither to veritable dust in the presence of such unreasonableness.
But I'm warm, at least. -
by Ancient Woodland 1 day agoYup - that's a fat bill. Check it yourself before you get them to do it in case it's even worse! -
by Weens 1 day agoSheeesh!!! How many radiators do you have. I knew continuously boiling the kettle was a bad idea,lol. Seriously, get your meter checked (Has it been read, or is it estimated?) -
by Wrathnar the Unreasonable 1 day agoI have just received a quarterly 'estimated' electricity bill for £652.95, ARG!!!!
Who do they think I am - Las Vegas??? I may have to run my computer on coal . . . -
by Wrathnar the Unreasonable 2 days agoNo he hasn't. He tried to, but the cloudgrems wouldn't let him. In fact, they crashed his computer so that he had to do a manual shutdown and reboot. He is quite annoyed.
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by Eshka 2 days agoCheers for the words Wrathnar, much appreciated, I'll take a book (or knowing me, perhaps better to take three!). Oddly I couldn't give a toss about court anymore, I really couldn't - I've been so damn ill these last few days I don't care about anything other than getting through one day without crippling stomach pains. Besides, the worst case outcome of this court matter is that I lose and therefore my insurance premiums go up...which doesn't matter, as from June onwards I won't have to pay any insurance and the premiums wouldn't be due for increase until October. So - hahahaha! -
by Ancient Woodland 2 days agoBah, you missed the photos past the wife's artwork. These were the ones mate. Just feel the stress ooze out...
http://www.thewordcloud.org/members/profile/394/pictures/1225/2
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by Ancient Woodland 2 days agoAh, man. I feel your pain. Gonna post up some pictures for you of the woodlands in spring. It'll cheer you right up. Or it will if you take the frigging headphones off for a couple. Actually, got a couple of photo's up in my wall that might do the job already.
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by Ancient Woodland 2 days agoYou were fighting down the Co-op again? Some unreasonable old woman wouldn't let go of the last packet of southern fried chicken? Hmmm? Did you win? Some of those old hags are tough!
Seriously - "I don't go to the pub to socialise!" Then why go? It's four times the price of a carry out... I only go to the pub for the crack. Erm, that's crack as in "banter" obviously. *cough*
