Caducean Whisks
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Are your reading habits ...?SophisticatedAnd your seven all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)Margaret Atwood - Oryx & Crake; John Irving - A Prayer for Owen Meany; Doris Lessing - most of them; William Boyd - The New Confessions; Anne Enright - What Are You Like? John Steinbeck - The Grapes of Wrath. Edith Wharton - The House of MirthWhat are your working habits when you write?Perfectly balancedAre you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?Some self-editingYour opinion on the books industry?A conspiracy from start to finish. My work will die with meWhat else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?I keep chickens and foster foxes
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Caducean Whisks commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:Try not to think of my brave little gazelle as a zombie - she's more of an angel, I feel, cut short too soon by that thug of a panther and his lumbering sidekick, that dim bear that doesn't know one end of a gazelle from another.
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Aonghus Fallon commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:Guys, guys, I'm starting to feel a bit queasy imagining his zombie gazelle, this poor gazelle, stitched together like some Egyptian Mummy (or should that be mummy?) but still gaily skipping around. Brave little thing! (sniff sniff)
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Ancient Woodland commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:...and trips over her own intestines, flying arse over tit into the jaws of the mighty bear?
- 2 days agoAonghus Fallon commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:
'Pretty often'? Ouch. The panther playfully swats the overly-cocky gazelle across her 'mane' and accidentally decapitates her, etc, etc....
- 2 days agoAncient Woodland commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:
That's not a mane, woman. That's just a tuft of fur that brushes the canines as she steps blithely out of the way.... A mane is a big, 'get the feck out of my face before I eat your scrotum while it's still attached,' affair. Hardly befiting a ...
- 2 days agoAncient Woodland commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:
What can I say, Aonghus? Blam. Blam. No more gambolling. Oh! A gazelle mane, that's gotta be worth something...
- 2 days agoAonghus Fallon commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:
I did toy with one of those 'lion lying down with lamb' moments - the two of us gambolling happily away together in that sunlit clearing ....
- 2 days agoAncient Woodland commented on Caducean Whisks's wall:
Erm, gazelles don't have manes. Not unless they've shaved something a lot larger...
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by Caducean Whisks 1 day agoTry not to think of my brave little gazelle as a zombie - she's more of an angel, I feel, cut short too soon by that thug of a panther and his lumbering sidekick, that dim bear that doesn't know one end of a gazelle from another. -
by Aonghus Fallon 2 days agoGuys, guys, I'm starting to feel a bit queasy imagining his zombie gazelle, this poor gazelle, stitched together like some Egyptian Mummy (or should that be mummy?) but still gaily skipping around. Brave little thing! (sniff sniff) -
by Ancient Woodland 2 days ago...and trips over her own intestines, flying arse over tit into the jaws of the mighty bear? -
by Aonghus Fallon 2 days ago'Pretty often'? Ouch.
The panther playfully swats the overly-cocky gazelle across her 'mane' and accidentally decapitates her, etc, etc.... -
by Ancient Woodland 2 days agoThat's not a mane, woman. That's just a tuft of fur that brushes the canines as she steps blithely out of the way....
A mane is a big, 'get the feck out of my face before I eat your scrotum while it's still attached,' affair. Hardly befiting a diminutive gazelle, unless of course taht diminutive gazelle has grown some incisors, attitude and a curious taste in testicles... -
by Ancient Woodland 2 days agoWhat can I say, Aonghus? Blam. Blam. No more gambolling. Oh! A gazelle mane, that's gotta be worth something...
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by Aonghus Fallon 2 days agoI did toy with one of those 'lion lying down with lamb' moments - the two of us gambolling happily away together in that sunlit clearing ....
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by Ancient Woodland 2 days agoErm, gazelles don't have manes. Not unless they've shaved something a lot larger...
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by Tony 5 days agoJust noticed your new arrivals! Most of us just have robins nesting in our garages, or maybe Swallows on vacation from South Africa. Perhaps you should advertise your B&B in the RSPB mag instead of Country Life ;-)
